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Sunbeam conditions: Strong on the south porch this afternoon. Barn shade fills in after two.

Susan's Sausage Farm

The wurst-kept secret in town

Susan's Sausage Farm

  • Pasture & porch
  • Wiener Dog Café
  • Long dogs, frank opinions
  • Wurst jokes on the house

Stay a while — we're casing the joint for joy

A Wiener Dog Paradise — part sanctuary, part café, part Sauce-age shelf, and 100% tubular. Low to the ground, high on charm.

Follow the crunch of gravel, the chorus of confident barks, and the smell of espresso doing laps around the barn. Then settle in: zoomie fields, blanket piles, and dachshunds who negotiate eye contact without standing up.

Just outside town — fresh air, hot coffee, cold noses.

Plan Your Visit

Frankly, you'll love it

One farm, infinite links to joy

This isn't a to-do list—it's a delicious loop. You'll orbit the Snuggle Barn, the Wiener Dog Café, and the Sauce-age shelf until your ankles are professionally tangled in leash. We're a sanctuary for dachshunds and the humans who treat cuddle shifts like sacred wurst.

The crew knows who's napping, who's visiting, and when the grinder hums. Ask at the barn—we'll point you to the next best bite of the day.

Hot off the farm

Stops worth casing

Every visit is its own recipe—follow your nose, not a rigid itinerary. Same farm, many doors: case a stop below, then pick your next link for directions, menus, or herd intel.

Grounds for celebration

Café

Sausage Sammies, Tubular Rolls, and Barkuterie Boards with espresso bold enough to wake you—never rude enough to wreck your porch nap.

Explore the café

Snuggle Barn & fields

Sanctuary

Supervised meet-and-greets, gentle handling tips, and premium blanket real estate. The wiener dogs steer; we just keep the leashes from staging a coup.

Plan your visit

Jar-dropping goods

Store

Small-batch Sauce-age, farm merch, and jars you'll swear are “for someone else” until you crack the seal in the parking lot.

Shop the store

Seasonal gatherings

Events

Lawn concerts, long-dog parades, and themed suppers when the calendar says go—bring a blanket and your wurst dance moves.

See events

Pick your next link

Boomerang to the map whenever you need your bearings—it's just down the page.

Before You Visit — reservations, weather, wiener etiquette, tiny humans.

Plot your pilgrimage

Your map to wander

Grab a paper copy at the barn, or preview the illustrated map here so you know where the café, Sauce-age, and zoomie real estate live before you roll up.

Tap a marker for wurst-case directions (just kidding—it's friendly intel).

Map of the Farm: Zoomie Fields, Snuggle Barn, Wiener Dog Café, Event Lawn, and Sauce-age Shop connected by paths.

Interactive areas: Zoomie Fields, Snuggle Barn, Wiener Dog Café, Sauce-age Shop, and Event Lawn. Tap a map marker to open field notes in a box beside it.

“Scout the farm like you mean it—then wander like you don't have a schedule.”Check-in starts at the barn; the Wiener Dog Café unlocks early for coffee-only recon missions.

On the printed map you'll find

Zoomie Fields · Snuggle Barn · Wiener Dog Café · Sauce-age Shop · Event Lawn

The daily grind (paws edition)

Today at the Farm

A gentle rhythm of tail wags, snack breaks, and Olympic-grade napping. Times flex when someone needs five more minutes of sun.

  • 9:00Morning Stretch (legs optional)
  • 10:30Puppy Hour — meet the short stack
  • 12:00Sausage Sammies hit the pass
  • 2:00Collective wurst-case: naptime
  • 4:00Zoomie Fields — tubular velocity
  • 6:00Golden Hour stroll (low riders welcome)

If the barn goes quiet, assume a dachshund lobbied hard for peace and got it.

Soundtrack for sips & snuggles

Now Playing at the Farm

The café playlist—tunes as smooth as a warmed Tubular Roll, never the wurst shuffle.

Certified bangers
Café radio · vol. 1

Take your time—this link rotates with the season.

The main attraction

Meet the herd

Resident dachshunds call this place home. Who you greet depends on nap math, pairing, and the wurst nicknames you will repeat in the parking lot—peek the full sausage roster on The Sausage Lineup.

Length class

Franks Sinatra

Near the café entrance. Has never rushed anywhere.

The oldest active resident. Spends most mornings near the café entrance. Has never rushed anywhere.

Length class

Grill-ary Clinton

Full perimeter every morning. No shortcuts.

Methodical. Covers the full perimeter of the property every morning without fail. Has done this since she was eight months old.

Meet the Sausage Lineup

Posted at the barn

The wurst reviews on the internet

Straight from the guest book—puns, processed feelings, and honest-to-goodness farm joy.

Verified farm visit

“Five links out of five! The herd had me in stitches—I nearly split my casing from laughing. Best darn farm this side of the deli counter.”

— Frank L. Ink

1 / 8

The casing that holds the filling

What we stand for

Small farm, big standards, zero filler.

  • 01

    Care first

    The dachshunds write the day planner—feed, zoomies, dignified naps, repeat. Humans are just the sous-chefs of comfort.

  • 02

    Food with restraint

    The kitchen stays cozy, pulls local when it can, and posts ingredients where you can read them—honest food, no guesswork.

  • 03

    Place over performance

    Real mud on real boots, real barn wood under real coffee cups, and crumbs that testify you actually relaxed.

We relish every minute of it—wurst weather, best dogs.

Relish the updates

The Ketchup

Seasonal openings, fresh Sauce-age drops, Event Lawn lineups, and wiener-dog news you'll actually want—no filler, just flavor, plus wurst-in-class subject lines we stand behind.

Don't leave us hanging

Let's Link Up

Curious about visits, private events, or whether today is a zoomie or a snuggle kind of afternoon? Send a note—we answer within two business days, frank and friendly, never the wurst reply.

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