Links of a Feather Nap Together
Field notes on herd synchronization: when one dachshund flops, the rest consider it a binding resolution.
Biologists might call it social learning. We call it “nap gravity.” The moment one resident sploots on the warm pavers by the barn, the ripple effect is measurable within ninety seconds.
Sausage-shaped dogs have a low center of gravity and a high commitment to comfort. If you see a pile of blankets that appears to be breathing, do not disturb—it is a quorum.
Related: our café now sells a “Link Latte” that is just a regular latte with extra foam. The name tested well with the focus group (three dogs and Susan). No refunds if you expected actual sausage in the cup.