Bun Intended: Notes From the Wiener Dog Café Comment Box
Real(ish) visitor feedback, curated for pun density and emotional support.
“More shade for short dogs.” Done—we added umbrellas that tilt to groundhog height. “Less shade for tall humans.” We are still negotiating with the sun.
“The sandwich was great but I felt judged by a dachshund named something like Jimmy Dean.” That is Jimmy Bean. He is innocent. Mostly.
“Please sell merch that says I survived the Must-Herd.” We are screen-printing samples. If the ink smudges, bun intended.